As Albert, if my mind wanders, so does my crowd. If I'm not concentrating, the crowd
will leave. If Anthony's mind kicks in, if I disengage from the experience, then others
do, too. Albert's been proposed to, filmed by travel shows, photographed by millions.
People come up to the box and rave on about their lives or drugs or Amway or God. They
give him advice, presents. A choir of 60 people has sung to Albert. He's been told jokes,
been surrounded by Hare Krishnas. He's danced with a 90-year-old woman. Albert once gave
a flower to a woman from my local cafe. She didn't even recognise me. It's a bit like
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
One time this guy was wielding a knife. Albert just observed what was happening and the
guy went away. The audience was a bit worried but Albert stayed carm. If I was Anthony, I
would've made a big deal about it.
There's an intellectually handicapped boy and his dad who come to see Albert every few
weeks. The boy's about five or six, and he's always worried when Albert steps off the box.
It's part of my act. Albert wants to explore his space, but the boy is desperate to put
Albert back on. Once he put Albert back the wrong way round, and then it clicked. He came
back and turned me around.
When I'm travelling overseas, Albert observes the different customs. I generally don't
steal kisses from Asian people, unless they're Westernised. Muslim women are so
flirtatious beneath their veils.
As Albert, you get to witness some amazing things. Albert brings out kindness in
people, I think because he's so helpless. People have to help him up and down from his
box. There's always someone who keeps an eye on Albert, make sure he's alright.
If it's over 30 degrees, Albert goes on holidays. Winter is best. I don't mind light
rain - grey on grey. If the rain gets heavy, I never pack up quickly. It's important to
finish what you're doing. After being a dancer, training eight hours a day, being Albert
is relaxing. My brain can shut off. After three hours, washing off the clay, I find it
hard to speak. Words seem so limiting.
I work at Christmas parties, conferences, flower shows. The reaction is universal - it
doesn't matter who you are, people are willing to connect. We've all got a kid inside and
maybe Albert's job is to discover that kid."
Anthony Verity spoke to David Astle from the Weekend Australian